June 16, 2024

FOUR CORNERS, MONTANA – In an unprecedented move, the Four Corners town council has approved a grant to open up a dispensary for every single resident in the area, making it the first 1-to-1 dispensary per capita in the world.

According to council member, Mary Jayne, the decision was made in response to the overwhelming demand from the local community.

“People in Four Corners have been begging for more dispensaries for years,” said Mary Jayne. “And now, thanks to this grant, we can finally give the people what they want: a dispensary on every corner.”

The grant, which was provided by an anonymous donor, will cover the cost of opening up a dispensary for every resident of Four Corners, a census-designated place with a population of just over 3,000 people. That’s right, 3,000 dispensaries.

Local residents have expressed their excitement about the news.

“I can’t believe it,” said longtime resident, Billy Blaze. “I always knew this was a great place to live, but now it’s even better. I don’t think I’ll ever have to leave Four Corners again. Can we get a Taco Bell?”

Critics of the decision have raised concerns about the potential for increased drug use and crime in the area.

But Mary Jayne dismissed those concerns, saying that the dispensaries would be strictly regulated and that the council would be closely monitoring the situation.

“We’re confident that this is the right decision for Four Corners,” she said. “And we’re excited to see how it will benefit our community.”

As for the dispensaries themselves, Mary Jayne said that they would offer a wide range of products, from classic strains like Sour Diesel and Blue Dream to new, experimental strains like Banana Hammock and Purple Unicorn.

“It’s going to be a real paradise for anyone who loves the herb,” she said.

With the grant now approved, the council is moving forward with plans to open up the first round of dispensaries as soon as possible.