BOZEMAN, MT — Local resident and self-proclaimed foodie, Jessica Underwood, was shocked to discover that CVS Pharmacy appeared in every single food category available on DoorDash.
“I just couldn’t believe it,” Underwood said. “I was scrolling through the options for Chinese food and there it was: CVS. Then I checked Italian, Mexican, and even sushi – it was there every time!”
Underwood went on to explain that they had never considered CVS to be a restaurant, let alone one that served a variety of cuisines.
“I mean, sure, they have some snacks and candy, but I never thought of it as a place to order a full meal,” they said.
When asked about the quality of the food, Underwood was hesitant to comment.
“I mean, how can you go wrong with a pharmacy chain that offers BBQ, pizza, sushi, and burgers all under one roof?” they pondered. “I haven’t tried ordering from there on DoorDash yet, but I can only imagine it’s a culinary adventure waiting to happen.”
Underwood is not alone in their confusion, as many other Bozeman residents have expressed similar surprise and bewilderment at the appearance of CVS in every category of their DoorDash searches.
CVS representatives have yet to comment on their unexpected widespread presence on the popular food delivery app.
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